Monday, April 30, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
From Friend to Friend
Friend 1:
Spam mail (usually a forward) with plenty of e-mail IDs in the CC List. One of her friend is in the CC list.
Friend 2:
(Reply) Ok so now my turn to ask questions. Who are the following girls? Settled/engaged or available?
Friend 1:
Mote…. Kaam se kaam rakho :)English Translation (The smiley too) :
Fatso…. Mind your business :)
Friend 2:
Vohi to kiya.
Aur mote kise kaha, you .. you... lady finger! Hugh.
English Translation (Note no smiley thsi time) :
That's what I did.
BTW whom did you call fatso, you .. you... lady finger! Hugh.
Lady finger??? probably out of ideas. Anyways
Friend 1:
Mote mote mote
English Translation (No smiley again)
Fatso fatso fatso
Friend 2:
Yeh tumne accha nahin kiya,
Yeh tumhe nahin karna chahiye tha,
Par ab kar chuki ho to ....
Ab bhug-to
Tumhe yeh nahin karna chahiye tha,
Tumhe panga nahin lena chahiye tha,
Par ab kar chuki ho to....
Ab bhug-to
Tumhe yeh nahin karna chahiye tha,
Tumhe aag main haath nahin dalna chahiye tha,
Par ab kar chuki ho to....
Ab bhug-to
Tumhe yeh nahin karna chahiye tha,
Tumhe bail (bull) se nahin kahna tha aa mujhe maar,
Par ab kar chuki ho to....
Ab bhug-to
Tumhe yeh nahin karna chahiye tha,
Tumhe mujhe phone karne par majboor nahin karna chahiye tha,
Par ab kar chuki ho to....
Ab bhug-to
Tumhe yeh nahin karna chahiye tha,
Tumhe phone par mujhe ladne ke liye majboor nahin karna chahiye tha,
Par ab kar chuki ho to....
Ab bhug-to
English Translation:
You lazy fellas, do something on your own. This is too long for me.
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Family and Friends ...
When the waves are high,
When the sea is rough.
Shed no tear,
Have no fear.
It is time to buckle up.
Be tough.
The sea wasn't calm always,
It just having fun,
Just for today.
Your family is the raft,
Your friends are the sail.
With this raft and sail,
You will not fail,
For sure you would sail.
But raft and sail know no sea,
They know no wave,
But Remember
Author: Can a poem have some chorus? Like Here ... Sure
Reeeemember. Buuuuuuuuttt
Rememmmmmberrrr
Know no sea, know no sea
Know no wave, know no wave
Family and friends, raft and sail
Family and friends, raft and sail
But Remember
They only know
To keep you afloat,
You know the sea,
You see the wave,
Call upon
Your family and friends,
'Cos they will save.
You know the sea,
You see the wave,
But you need to call,
And call you should.
They are high waves,
Not a high wave.
Call you should and
Call you must
Just whisper;
"I need you. Are you there?"
The big raft,
That huge sail.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Kids... One too many... One too less...
I love kids. There are so many of them in my family and they are all dear to me. And so are the kids of my friends. They are the best beings to have around you. They give so much of a relaxing, rejuvenating feeling to anybody around them. No matter how much tired one is but as soon as there are kids around, you have tones of “Red Bull” in you. Their untiring series of “Whys, Whats, Hows” are one amazing thing.
But given all this, there are some things which are ….. well read on.
What is it? Why is it?
Scene 1, Take 1.
You are watching a very interesting movie, a very captivating documentary on NGC/Discovery. And it is time for their favorite cartoon, which has a stupid looking railway engine talking to other engines in the most unanimated way. Then there is this “Blues Clues” where an over excited grown kid of late 20s teaches what alphabets, shapes, colors are. If you insist on not switching the channel, there is wailing and if the kid is smart like my younger niece you get blackmailed "I’ll complain to grandpa". Since the kid doesn’t know or more likely will not change channel on his/her own, you have kill your curiosity/interest by your own hands and say "Ahhh! Okay."
Disclaimer: It another story that once you start watching these you too get a hang of it and start enjoying it for the sheer simplicity of these cartoons. After all "Tom and Jerry" is never boring.
Scene 1, Take 2.
That tricycle. That one tricycle. Why do they have to make is so small and so low. They could atleast have a bar which rises all way until say 3 feet so that you easily push it.
Kid wailing, kid sits in the tricycle, more of wailing at high pitch, cannot push tricycle, you push it, get a backache.
Scene 1, Take 3.
The kid knows you have a back ache, you are lying down on the bed trying to get some sense into that back. “Does it hurt?” Yes. “Is it bad?” No, don’t worry I’ll be okay. “Shall I give you massage?” That’s not necessary, thank you. “No you need one.”
And then you can feel the whole Roman army, with as many soldiers as there were in the entire lifetime of the civilization, march on you back not to mention the those so many hooves of cattle, horses and maybe sometimes elephants.
Back ache. Make a line shorter by drawing next to it a line linger that it. I am all right, “pink of health!”
Scene 1, Take 4.
“I’ll ask you a question? There was a brown house, next to it is the green house, behind it is the black house, in front of it is the pink house, and above it is the grey house. Tell me where is the white house.”
Hmmm…. Hmmmm. Pretending to think. Hey, there wasn’t a white house anywhere. Oh! Wait. Yeah, it is in Washington DC.
“Geee. You got it, now your turn.”
There were two friends Nobody and Anybody. Anybody had a cousin Somebody. Once Nobody calls Anybody:
Tring…. Tring…. (… yeah the joke goes with the sound
effects…)
“Hello”
“Hi, is Anybody home?”
“No”
“Who’s
this?”
“Somebody. Who’s
calling?”
“Nobody”
“Nobody!”
“Yeah. Well when Anybody comes let him know Somebody had called. Bye”
Haaaa….. Haaaa… Why are you not laughing?
I got all confused. What was the joke?
That was the joke my dear.
And you embrace the kid, hug her/him and both laugh.
Now these are those some things which are indispensable and I just so wish there were many kids around or may be the kids always stay as kids.
Not too much to wish I gues.