Monday, May 31, 2004

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Today I’m feeling like a real animal. Raw Wild and weird.

Ever since I was able to understand and make decisions, I've found that sex is such a hush hush kind of secret thing. I do not understand the rationale behind it. Why?

The Hindu mythology is full of descriptions of sex, but alas they too are slanting in their mention. We have monuments like Kahjuraho temple built to incite that Kaam iccha in then ruling king. The great Kamsutra was written to help the people who read it; to give them the ultimate satisfaction in the thing . If you have seen the recent movie Hum Tum you'll call it Ding Dong . :). I imagine the bell. Real raw wild and wierd.

The great epic Mahabharata has Sun God coming down on earth and blessing Kunti with Karna. Bless. Oh! Common. Either it was that Ding Dong, no offence to anybody, or else it could what we are trying to do now. Artificial insemination and all that weirdo things.

And Gandhari giving birth to 101 children (100 boys and 1 girl) from that lump of flesh. This also was some kind of mitotic or meiotic generation of embryo, which developed into human life forms. These would have been the techniques used but the great writers either didn't have any clue about it, didn't understand it or else it would have been a closely guarded secret amongst the great kings and their generation. Why so? Imagine having 100s of those demons all same, exact replica of each other. This alludes to fact that if these mitotic or meiotic techniques of having baby were not there then it was sex, a hush hush and secret thing. Even in Ramayana one finds references to such instance.

Flash back over. Come to recent past; the movies of late 50s to 90s. Lead actor and actress move into a house, CUT, show two flowers meet. They are about to kiss, CUT, show two flowers meet. As if it is an offence to see what is very much a part of everybody's life.

All that censor and social policing makes me lauff. As if all this mushy stuff is not available in the market. Go to any CD shop and you'll find a good collection. Still it is that hush hush secret stuff.

After all God made two separate entities man and woman so that they could come together, Ding Dong and have children. Spread the signs of human race to distant lands. If he didn't wanted Ding Dong he would have made just one, man or woman. But he didn't, I can make a wild guess. He didn't or else there would be too many humans. At least making two separate entities makes sure that we do other stuff also rather just procreating.

Ever since I was able to understand and make decisions, I've found that sex is such a hush hush kind of secret thing. I do not understand the rationale behind it. Why is it so?

Educate my soul.
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10 comments:

Epiphany said...

"wot to do we r like this only" to quote frm Mtv but the thing is we also had osho in India....even the US where it is not a HUSH HUSH thing ppl rarely call it sex it is "The bird and the bees..." so who cares abt the name.....it will still be thr!!!

Anonymous said...

The sun god "blessed" Kunti with a son Karna. not 5 sons. plz read ur Mahabharatha again ;)

Smart-Alecky said...

Anonymous, thanx for finding the error.

sanjeeth said...

Hey Anonymous, if you are the same anonymous, I feel you should start blogging!

sanjeeth said...

Hey why so much hype for a few minutes affair?
If God(?) created u just for that you would have not been typing this blog! Either you would have been ding donging or died pretty bored with ding donging! But any way if this blog was to tell about this ,why were you talking about Gandhari?

Anonymous said...

heya TT,

everything from immaculate conception to cloning was thought of by our fore fathers....and tx to vatsyayan, lotsa men have badly dislocated discs too :P

knee jerk :D

sanjeeth said...

Kj,
You are a bit too prejudiced. Let me do a bit of research and comment on you views ;)

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is taboo to talk about this in open, but it is changing and people are starting to accept the fact. Otherwise you would not have written this weblog.

Ambar said...

I guess most people would rather see flowers (plants?) going ding dong! The rest have to visit their friendly neighbourhood CD library-wallah. ;)

Anonymous said...

TT, Dont think too much abt Ding Dong .. its a fundamental part of your life .. and when u get to do it .. you surely will also say "Ding Dong". Anyway, till then keep on saying .. "King Kong ..hilao ur Ding Dong."